I'm just an average joe who enjoys the finer things in life: fishing, friends, and campfires. I like listening to jam music on my boombox while I'm out fly fishing. You can usually catch me around town in my Prius, doing the usual: stopping at the store to get some hummus, buying lemonade from the girl down the street who has a stand, or looking for my dealer (you know how it is)! Sometimes I like to just hang out in the yard and look at the stars and wonder why I'm here. Deep questions always get to me. Anyway, enough about me.

P.S. I think my age is fucked up on this thing. I'm 27, not 97! Also, the "suck my penis" thing is a joke. I'm not making fun of Trey. It's supposed to make fun of the cops who busted him. Consider it a big "fuck the police" statement.